PHONING IT IN: aka Not Really Trying At All. see Stone Fox.
Why can't I be one of the lucky few with the genetics to eat whatever the hell I want and never gain a pound? Why does food taste so good and exercise suck so bad?
This episode of Woe, Is Me is brought to you by the letter I (need to stop eating everything in sight) and the number 8(chocolate brownies were eaten by me today).
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Saturday, February 20, 2010
169.0
My poor neglected blog. How I haven't missed you. I have only felt guilty for not updating you, which was kind of the purpose of setting you up.
Anyways, I have been noticing that even my stretchy jeans are getting a bit tight in the thighs, so I figure it's time to heave a dramatic sigh, put on a dirty look, roll my eyes, and grumble... and then start keeping track again. Obviously, I have been far too busy shoveling in junk food; my latest addiction is - and I am not kidding here - cheddar flavored popcorn. It's like crack. God I love that shit. I'm sure you could bring down entire herds of elephants with the sodium and MSG alone.
I worked out today for the first time in probably two months. It sucked. I am totally out of shape.
169.0 lbs. Shit.
Anyways, I have been noticing that even my stretchy jeans are getting a bit tight in the thighs, so I figure it's time to heave a dramatic sigh, put on a dirty look, roll my eyes, and grumble... and then start keeping track again. Obviously, I have been far too busy shoveling in junk food; my latest addiction is - and I am not kidding here - cheddar flavored popcorn. It's like crack. God I love that shit. I'm sure you could bring down entire herds of elephants with the sodium and MSG alone.
I worked out today for the first time in probably two months. It sucked. I am totally out of shape.
169.0 lbs. Shit.
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